Friendship Greeting Cards

# Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy-- Spike Milligan.

# Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship--Oscar Wilde.

# One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives--Euripides.

# I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends—they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights! Warren G. Harding.

# A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling. Arthur Brisbane.

# Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb.

# A good friend is cheaper than therapy--Unknown.

# It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend--William Blake.

# A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out-- Grace Pulpit.

# A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked--Author Unknown.

# It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter-- Marlene Dietrich.

# It takes a long time to grow an old friend-- John Leonard.

# True friends stab you in the front-- Oscar Wilde.

# Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most-- American Proverb.

# We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn't matter-- Mignon McLaughlin.

# The best time to make friends is before you need them--Ethel Barrymore.

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